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Posted on 23rd Apr at 2:29 PM, with 2 notes

but seriously, most days at lunch I eat with a bunch of wacky scottish people in their forties

Posted on 23rd Apr at 2:23 PM, with 5 notes

trapollinaire:

derek’s still got a month left in scotland. will this be enough time for him to meet a scottish person? more at 11

negro, you’ll cowards don’t even know bout my wacky coworkers or my friend Big Jim the metal singer

Posted on 22nd Apr at 2:55 PM

this used to scare me as a kid, because I thought cookie monster would be willing to cause the end of the world in order to eat a cookie.

I mean, it’s a silly fear when I look back on it.  Eating the moon would fuck with the tides, but certainly wouldn’t mean the end of the world.

Posted on 22nd Apr at 2:20 PM

First time I heard that lyric I laughed for good 5 minutes. 

I mean wow.  You were able to sell your soul to Satan for your rap skillz, and then you made a rap so buttery that your soul became  God’s again?  Viper isn’t messing around. Like, God needed Viper to be his personal songsmith. 

Viper isn’t messing around.

Posted on 22nd Apr at 2:04 PM
"I sold my soul to satan but bought it back from God with this song"
Viper, You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack
Posted on 22nd Apr at 1:40 PM, with 93,550 notes

tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

The more I watch this the less it makes sense

Posted on 21st Apr at 11:57 AM, with 1,278 notes
Yo sabine let’s watch all of Gundam together.  Except for Gundam SEED of course, that’s bullshit. 
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Yo sabine let’s watch all of Gundam together.  Except for Gundam SEED of course, that’s bullshit. 

Posted on 21st Apr at 11:57 AM, with 3 notes

Yo, I saw Captain America, and it was good and just reinstated my long-term beliefs that Cap is the best, but that’s not what mattered today.  What mattered is that the theater TOLD me where to sit on my ticket.  What kind of socialist nightmare am I living in?  They asked me where I wanted to sit, and I said “um, the middle I guess?”  It turned out to be pretty dang close to the front, not in the neck-snapper seats but still close. 

Yeah, I usually never get mad about muh freedoms, but let me choose to sit in the theater, especially when I’m watching a movie about CAPTAIN MURICA

Posted on 20th Apr at 1:55 PM

yeah, now that’s an album cover.  white background, blue text.  “Greatest”

yeah that will do, kid. 

Posted on 20th Apr at 1:52 PM

This is the best 80’s song and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Oh snap maybe Hall and Oates have a better one oh man I’m glad I can edit these posts

Posted on 20th Apr at 4:50 AM

Today is fun because I’ve been hearing an equal amount of ‘lol 420’ and ‘happy Easter!’

Posted on 20th Apr at 3:05 AM, with 306,047 notes

icreateidestroy:

It’s Hotel Kakslauttanen! This is their glass igloo village where you can watch the beautiful and vivid northern lights from your bed. How wild would that be?! There is so much do and experience here. If you are brave enough you can take it one step further than the glass igloo, and sleep in real snow-built igloos! Of course, they have cabins too (that are absolutely amazing and drool worthy). I would love to go someday!

Posted on 19th Apr at 4:19 PM, with 5 notes

trapollinaire:

Oh shit I still have to see it what am I even doing Cap is my favorite

wow i cant’ believe im friends with trash……..

I’ll go tomorrow, I gotta show my merican pride and bring in a bald eagle or something

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